Hey guys its Derrick i just wanted to give a big thanks to all the people that were able to check us out at the epicentre. We now have signed on to a record lable... monster records so we will see what will come of that... hey maybe we can print u guys some professional copies of our demo and stuff it... no more sharpie on the cds. Also we have a show coming up this friday the 2ed of May on the large quad at rb. And thats all i can think of right now maybe ill write a long story talking about a boy going berry hunting or a camel sometime later.. sorry guys im out
HEY KIDS THIS IS GEOFF AND I THINK ALL U KIDS ARE HOTT AS HELL. I THINK WE SHOULD ALL COME TOGETHER AND SIT DOWN AND WATCH REN AND STIMPY TOGETHER WHILE BEATING OFF. YA DUDE U GUYS ARE AWSOME. WELL HELL YA U GUYS WANT A SHOW ? WELL WE GOT ONE FOR U HELL YA . WE R PLAYING AT THE EPICENTRE ON SUNDAY APRIL 20. WE NEED ALL THE FAN SUPPORT AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GO OFF AT THE SHOW . SAY EMU AT THE DOOR. HELL YA . I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT THE IRAQIS WERE AFTER ME , SO I SAT DOWN AND TOOK A SHIT WHILE READING A NEWSPAPER, AND WHEN THEY CAME BYE THEY ASKED WHERE THE AMERICAN WENT , AND I SAID YA WELL I SAW HIM 5 MINUTES AGO RIDING A CAMMEL UP A BIG HILL.
HEY ITS DERRICK ON 2/16 I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES....INCLUDING MY MOM UR MOM AND MY MOMS MOM AND HER MOMS MOM AND THE MOM AFTER THAT. IT THINK U GET THE PICTURE. ANYWAYS WE HAVE A FEW SONGS WE ARE WORKING ON SO WE WILL HAVE SOME NEW MATERIAL FOR THE NEXT TIME WE HAVE A SHOW. O YA IM WORKING ON THAT ONE. NOW I FEEL OBLIGATED TO WRITE A LITTLE STORY SO I WILL TELL YOU A STORY OF A LITTLE KID WHO TOLD TALES OF DOLPHINS SWINING IN THE SEA AND HOW THEIR EPIDERMIUS CAN BE BURNT BY THE OCEAN. AND THESE DOLPHINS ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH SHAMU. SHAMU COMES UP TO THESE DOLPHINS ONE DAY AND IS LIKE HA IM SHAMU I RUN SEAWORLD. AND THE DOLPHINS SAY O YA WELL ... WELL I DONT LIKE YOU ANYWAYS. THEN THEIR ARE MOKNEYS WHO THING THEY ARE KING AND THEY SAY RARRRRR AND SCARE THE GORILLIAS. AND SOME HOW THE DOLPHINS GET CAUGHT IN THE FISHING NETS AND SAY AHHH AHHH. AND THEY GET STUCK AND THEN DRIFT OFF AND DREAM HAPPY THOUGHTS OF RAINBOWS, WIZARDS, AND UNICORNS, AND EMUS AND THEY LOVE THE EMUS. AND NOW THE TIME TO GO TO SLEEP SO TILL NEXT TA TA
Hey Guys this is geoff on febuary 5, 2003. hell ya our show ws a half success our goal was for 20 ppl to like us but it turned out about 50 liked us. so i was happy. but anyways we are playing some shows. febuary 28 is at the rb baptist church once again. ya we didnt get kiked out thats y im happy. alright i have a story : once upon a time there lived this boy named hoby. he was a cute lil fella. one day he was piking strawberries for his mother so they could have fruit for dinner. well he piked a strawberry and a worm popped out. it said to him "hoby, u r an ugly kid " and hoby replies, " if it wasnt for u telling me that just now i would still be sleeping".
1/28/03 Mike here its my first time signing our site so i wanna say hi to all the little kiddies who like EMU cause we are pretty good. BUT it would be really cool if people came to our show on friday the 31st cause its just not the same playing a show for parents.
1/16/03 Hey its Derrick umm i guess its been like a week since we did any thing to the site so umm i guess i can tell u whats goin on lately...we have a show the 31st at the rb baptist church....b there....and we play strip bot-it and it is quite arousing seeing geoff get down 2 his boxers and ..... ya. thats all later
1/9/03 Hey what's goin on its Derrick I hope you guys like our new demo...thanks to the people that helped us out by paying...you guys definitly kick ass. I also working on getting us on a split demo/ep/lp what ever the hell you wanna call it with this band Final Design up in Ventura. If it works out we will put like 5 songs of EMU / 5 songs of Final Design. Yah and we would also have a professional print so you would have to get any home made stuff like we have now...but I think our stuff now is quite attractive. So i guess ill put another post about that the more i find out. Umm...there is not much eles to say except we have a show at Against The Grain in RB. I guess its the Baptist Church...If you guys wanna come its Jan. 31 and doors open at 6:30 tixs are 5 bucks...and if you get a mosh going I will drop my f**king bass in the middle of the song and dance for you. LATER o and we took pics at the studio and stuff look for those soon. I luv u
hey guys we recorded. its a f**king awsome cd. i am getting good reviews on it we spent 16 hours for ur guyses pleaseure. hope u r interested. they will be sold for 2 Dollars. also we will be putting out EMU t- shirts there will be a sicc graphic on the front and back of the shirt tell me is u are interested . they will be sold for 12 dollars.
1/4/02 4:00 am
Hey guys we just got home form the studio it was f**king awsome . I think u guys might like the demo we put out. alright dude i'll sell them for 2 dollars. today was awsome hope you like the demo. peace
1/1/03 - Hey its Derrick its about 2:37 in the morning and im making this site right now cause im a loser and have nothing better to do. Let's see....we got in to love juice labs last Sunday and laided down some musical tracks so we can record lyrics and stuff Friday. Everthing went pretty good cept Geoff couldn't get the Cant Go On solo down so it was kinda long...it came out good eventualy so everthing is good. It sounds pretty sick. Copies will be 2 bucks so ask me if you want one.
1/3/03 Hey this is geoff . i am really bored at the moment. Anyways i am about to head out and go record some serious shit. its gonna blow ure ass off! hell ya . sign the guest book. Have fun this year its a new year. dont let people bring u down . peace.